Wednesday 9 November 2011

This week: Grace Brothers for the Atari 2600

In it you're a lift operator in a fancy department store called Grace Brothers
You must direct your lift with the assigned controller (a handle that goes up or down).
"Calls" will light up the screen as the waiting customers become more impatient to your slow lift progress.
You will have to put up with lift "Muzak" of popular songs by the local popular hit parade acts like:Tina Charles "I love to Love", The Brotherhood of Man "Save all your kisses for Me" and "Disco Duck".
You will also have a large control panel numbered from 1-30 and <> plus >< buttons.
On occasion you will be greeted by staff moving between floors and have to endure their inane chatter.
Slocombe will blather on about her dripping pussy (caught in the rain), bumbling, oaf, ramblings of Mr Rumbold and Mr Humphries plying his "straight as a hairpin bend" banter to an overly embarrassed car of passengers.
The game will end with you reaching the top floor and going "cap in hand" to Mr Grace to try and have Christmas Day off to spend with your parents and sit in front of the tv watching Are You Being Served? with you in it as a lift operator trying to get to the top floor to see Mr Grace to have Christmas Day off to spend with your parents and sit in front of the tv watching Are You Being Served? with you in it as a lift operator traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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