Wednesday 30 January 2013

This week: The song I Am Aren't Listening To

"Sky Dish fall"

This is the end
I can't believe the dish has fallen off again
Straight passed the patio window and then
Hear my temper burst again

For this is the end
I was just watching Glee then the signal went
So overdue I rang them
£40 quid a month they've stolen

Why'd the Sky dish fall?
When it crumbles
Will Sky stand tall?
Face it all together?

Why'd the Sky dish fall?
When it crumbles
 Will Sky stand tall?
Face it all together?
 Sky dish falls
Sky dish falls

Sky dish fall was just the start
A thousand emails and poles apart
Where worlds collide and screens are dark
You may have my customer number, you can take my name
But you'll never have my renewal

Why'd the Sky dish fall? (why'd the Sky dish fall?)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
 Will Sky stand tall? (Will Sky stand tall)
Face it all together? (Face it all together?)
 Sky dish falls
Sky dish falls

Why'd the Sky dish fall? (why'd the Sky dish fall?)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
 Will Sky stand tall? (Will Sky stand tall)
Face it all together? (Face it all together?)
 Sky dish falls

[x2:]
(Why'd the Sky dish fall?
When it crumbles
We Sky stand tall?)

Where you go I go
What you see I don't see
I know I'd never be me
Without the Sky security
Of your channel charms
Keeping me from harm
Put the remote in my hand
And we'll stand

Why'd the Sky dish fall? (why'd the Sky dish fall?)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
 Will Sky stand tall? (Will Sky stand tall)
Face it all together? (Face it all together?)
 Sky dish falls

Why'd the Sky dish fall? (why'd the Sky dish fall?)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
 Will Sky stand tall? (Will Sky stand tall)
Face it all together? (Face it all together?)
 Sky dish falls

Let the Sky dish fall
Will Sky stand tall?
As Sky dish falls
Oh shit!

1 comment:

  1. This is the greatest thing I've read this year, and I have been buying the Daily Sport religiously the past month.

    Indeed, where would we be, without Sky securit-ee? :)

    Incidentally, I did not know Skyfall was the name of a song but I'm guessing this is a Weird Al Yankovic style parody. If not, a great poem anyway. :P

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